Ahem. LET US BEGIN! I am... Meg, 18, British, a Sherlockian, SPNer, Harry Potter nerd, Starkid, and adorer of many other fandoms, Captain of Ships Unknown, an avid reader, a fantasy/horror/urban fantasy writer, an addicted gamer, a coffee fiend, a fiend in general, General Fiend of the Fiendy McFiendson Regiment, an artist (who am I kidding myself, I'm a drawer XD), a devoted LOLer, a bit soulless, IDGAF, GENERAL MUTHAFUDGING FIEND, SIR!, Maurader, asexual, a high functioning sociopath (not a psychopath! Do your research and GTFO, Anderson), aaaand, that's all I've got for now. Also, I'm such a failure, I have my own brand of fail: PHAIL™. Follow my further Phailings here: Twitter: @MegPhail & dA: lilith-black.deviantart.com

MARAUDER
{ I solemnly swear... }
THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PERFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }

ladygiggles:

groovy-guy:

captain-disa:

masterassassino:

le-papillon-noir:

ber-the-conquewor:

insieme-per-la-vittoria:

rromeo:

gryffindorteamseeker:

theobservantinsider:

jovial-hipster:

lovetherunning:

“That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut

“Good hunting,” said Kaa, grimly, and glided away to the west wall.”- The Jungle Book 1, Rudyard Kippling 

In time I were able to keep him, and I kep him till he went off in a purple leptic fit.-Great Expectations, Charles Dickens

Why not give ourselves up to the unrestrained enjoyment of the present? - The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan DoyleWe all know what that means. 

Anything that’s mended is but patch’d; virtue that transgresses is but patch’d with sin, and sin that amends is but patch’d with virtue. - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

“Tony Nowak’s apartment is in the seventeeth police precinct, but dead bodies from those plush addresses go down to the Twenty-First Street Morgue and are put in the chilled drawers alongside pushers from Times Square and Chinese laundrymen from the Tenderloin.”
That’s the first fucking PARAGRAPH >:C
Fuck this, lemme use another book.
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”


They entirely refused to have it in bed with them, or even their room; and I had no more sense, so I put it on the landing of the stairs, hoping it might be gone by the morrow.
— Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte

There was no sagging at the knees, no girly attempt to soften the fall; he just went from standing up, one hand out, to lying down, one hand up.
- Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett
Oh okay.

“Excuses sounded feeble, even to his own ears - especially to his own ears ‘there was no way back, nothing I could do.’” Okay, so apparently my sex life involves a lot of me wanting to get the fuck out of there. Fun. ;l  

“It is perhaps remarkable that it should be so wide-spread” ;D

nearest book… Ah sketchbook….page 45…..it’s blank…….fuck. Well no change there.

“I will not bias your mind by suggesting theories or suspicions, I wish you simply to report facts in the fullest possible manner to me.” The Case notes of Sherlock Holmes, a letter from Holmes to Watson.

“If you don’t know, dear,” Miss Bayberry said, “then it may not be our place to tell you.” - Green Rider, Kristen Britain
Oh…
Okay then O__O

ladygiggles:

groovy-guy:

captain-disa:

masterassassino:

le-papillon-noir:

ber-the-conquewor:

insieme-per-la-vittoria:

rromeo:

gryffindorteamseeker:

theobservantinsider:

jovial-hipster:

lovetherunning:

That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut

“Good hunting,” said Kaa, grimly, and glided away to the west wall.”- The Jungle Book 1, Rudyard Kippling 

In time I were able to keep him, and I kep him till he went off in a purple leptic fit.
-Great Expectations, Charles Dickens

Why not give ourselves up to the unrestrained enjoyment of the present? - The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

We all know what that means. 

Anything that’s mended is but patch’d; virtue that transgresses is but patch’d with sin, and sin that amends is but patch’d with virtue. - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

“Tony Nowak’s apartment is in the seventeeth police precinct, but dead bodies from those plush addresses go down to the Twenty-First Street Morgue and are put in the chilled drawers alongside pushers from Times Square and Chinese laundrymen from the Tenderloin.”

That’s the first fucking PARAGRAPH >:C

Fuck this, lemme use another book.

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”


They entirely refused to have it in bed with them, or even their room; and I had no more sense, so I put it on the landing of the stairs, hoping it might be gone by the morrow.

Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte

There was no sagging at the knees, no girly attempt to soften the fall; he just went from standing up, one hand out, to lying down, one hand up.

- Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett

Oh okay.

“Excuses sounded feeble, even to his own ears - especially to his own ears ‘there was no way back, nothing I could do.’” 
Okay, so apparently my sex life involves a lot of me wanting to get the fuck out of there. Fun. ;l  

“It is perhaps remarkable that it should be so wide-spread” ;D

nearest book… Ah sketchbook….page 45…..it’s blank…….fuck. Well no change there.

“I will not bias your mind by suggesting theories or suspicions, I wish you simply to report facts in the fullest possible manner to me.” The Case notes of Sherlock Holmes, a letter from Holmes to Watson.

“If you don’t know, dear,” Miss Bayberry said, “then it may not be our place to tell you.” - Green Rider, Kristen Britain

Oh…

Okay then O__O

(Source: loveclaire)

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