Ahem. LET US BEGIN! I am... Meg, 18, British, a Sherlockian, SPNer, Harry Potter nerd, Starkid, and adorer of many other fandoms, Captain of Ships Unknown, an avid reader, a fantasy/horror/urban fantasy writer, an addicted gamer, a coffee fiend, a fiend in general, General Fiend of the Fiendy McFiendson Regiment, an artist (who am I kidding myself, I'm a drawer XD), a devoted LOLer, a bit soulless, IDGAF, GENERAL MUTHAFUDGING FIEND, SIR!, Maurader, asexual, a high functioning sociopath (not a psychopath! Do your research and GTFO, Anderson), aaaand, that's all I've got for now. Also, I'm such a failure, I have my own brand of fail: PHAIL™. Follow my further Phailings here: Twitter: @MegPhail & dA: lilith-black.deviantart.com
{ I solemnly swear... }
{ Team StarKid }
“That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut
“Good hunting,” said Kaa, grimly, and glided away to the west wall.”- The Jungle Book 1, Rudyard Kippling
In time I were able to keep him, and I kep him till he went off in a purple leptic fit.
-Great Expectations, Charles DickensWhy not give ourselves up to the unrestrained enjoyment of the present? - The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
We all know what that means.Anything that’s mended is but patch’d; virtue that transgresses is but patch’d with sin, and sin that amends is but patch’d with virtue. - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
“Tony Nowak’s apartment is in the seventeeth police precinct, but dead bodies from those plush addresses go down to the Twenty-First Street Morgue and are put in the chilled drawers alongside pushers from Times Square and Chinese laundrymen from the Tenderloin.”
That’s the first fucking PARAGRAPH >:C
Fuck this, lemme use another book.
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”
They entirely refused to have it in bed with them, or even their room; and I had no more sense, so I put it on the landing of the stairs, hoping it might be gone by the morrow.
— Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
There was no sagging at the knees, no girly attempt to soften the fall; he just went from standing up, one hand out, to lying down, one hand up.
- Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett
Oh okay.
“Excuses sounded feeble, even to his own ears - especially to his own ears ‘there was no way back, nothing I could do.’”
Okay, so apparently my sex life involves a lot of me wanting to get the fuck out of there. Fun. ;l“It is perhaps remarkable that it should be so wide-spread” ;D
nearest book… Ah sketchbook….page 45…..it’s blank…….fuck. Well no change there.
“I will not bias your mind by suggesting theories or suspicions, I wish you simply to report facts in the fullest possible manner to me.” The Case notes of Sherlock Holmes, a letter from Holmes to Watson.
“If you don’t know, dear,” Miss Bayberry said, “then it may not be our place to tell you.” - Green Rider, Kristen Britain
Oh…
Okay then O__O
(Source: loveclaire)
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Hah. I have Frankenstein beside me as well. “From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most...
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“However, it meant he was on hand to support his pregnant wife.” Hhahaha this is what happens to your sex life when you...
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“It’s not that I don’t care for snakes…” A Light In the Attic by Shel Silverstein (I used pg 44 cus pg 45 was a picture)
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“She turned to her companion: ‘Wasn’t it for you, Lucille?’ - The Great Gatsby
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It was a tie as to which book was closer (they were stacked on top of each other), so I’m cheating and doing both....
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“they’d both be sober by then, which wouldn’t make things any easier, but she might even enjoy it.” I wish
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“Go ‘way.” Alright then.
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due piani di nuova concezione” “Two-storey tents of...concept” Ehm… 0_o’
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Last semester, when she’d made her wings, she dubbed herself “the Angel of Extinction,” and it was entirely appropriate....
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Jane says, “Look, are people gonna laugh at it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely” Wow thanks John Green
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“thanks” she headed off the path and disappeared into the ferns. wat
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“I felt for the knife in my pocket” … interesting
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there are no books in the room I’m in. ha ha ha
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“It was…” Marcus shakes his head. “I’m not going...that.” keeping
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“Of course, it always looks as if there are more of them when they are firing at you.” - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace...
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‘She is an invalid lady, sir.’
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“Keeping in mind the definition of (firsts l), what is a typical element of the value of (firsts l) where l is ((a b) (c...
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“Even as I beheld this a lurid green glare lit the road about me and showed the distant woods toward Addlestone.” Um....
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“From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most comprehensive sense of the term, became my...
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“Grab the other end and help me throw him out.” I’M SAYING THAT, RIGHT? NOT THEM? NOT THEM??!
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We had broken so many laws, and today we have broken one more. Nice actually lol.
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“No, The cards will tell us when we meet them.” The forbidden game
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“They don’t seem to do that anymore. You and I are probably the only two people in this place who remember it.”
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“i should get home actually,” I said, “I’m getting tired” T-T
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“Madam Epanchin was jealous of the dignity of her family.” Okay
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“Dust was everywhere at Honolulu, it even furred...porcelain plates of royalty.” WELP.
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‘You’ll soon pick it up,’ M had said unsympathetically.
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The hare threw a smart salute and rattled off his reply. ((…What?))
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“But it never ends; it stretches on into infinity.” Oh my god..
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“In addition to the web, data is collected from newsgroups.” … why the fuck is the closest book a computers textbook…
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“I walked off, leaving them there, wishing, hoping..” .. aww that doesn’t sound very happy
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“Back in Betty’s bedroom, the two girls sat facing each other on the floor.” well then.
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“I can give speeches because I’ve had something like thirty years of experience doing it, and I have techniques i use to...
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“Then I sniffed and licked it, I don’t know why”… hmmmm, well.
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“It was an awkward hit because I didn’t have much leverage, but the collarbone, even on a werewolf, is not hard to...
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“He might have answered but just then one of the men called out.” ?!?
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“now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened” sounds about right.
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